Agent • 12 min • 2026-05-20
Joyagoo vs ACBuy vs Kakobuy vs Oopbuy: 30-Day Torture Test With Time-Stamped Receipts
Same 30 Dunks, 4 agents, 30 days. Parser speed, hidden domestic top-up, QC hours, weight honesty — logged to the minute.
joyagoo vs kakobuyacbuy vs joyagoooopbuy test
Live spreadsheet companion: open this topic’s filtered view on Kakox
View on Kakox → Mar 1-30, 202630 Dunks • ¥119 eachWise top-up only
Scorecards — who wins what (not who wins everything)
Joyagoo ⭐ Value King
49/50 parsed
11h QC • +0.18kg • Fee 3.5% • Storage 60d free
Best for 5+ items / bulk
ACBuy ⚡ Speed King
9s batch
9h QC • +0.25kg • $9 top-up min
Best for daily sheets
Kakobuy 📸 QC King
Grey card 8 pics
14h QC • +0.40kg • Club ¥899
Best for color-accurate
Oopbuy 🇪🇺 EU King
IOSS €39
13h QC • +0.20kg • €150 split
Only one with Malta IOSS
Time-stamped log (sample 3 orders, full sheet in Telegram)
| Order | Joyagoo | ACBuy | Kakobuy | Oopbuy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dunk #7 (¥119 Weidian) | 03/02 09:12 parse 09:14 domestic ¥8 03/03 08:20 QC 8 pics | 03/02 09:12 9s ¥8 18:30 QC 10 pics | 03/02 09:13 ¥8 → +¥10 remote (Fujian) 03/02 22:10 03/03 11:40 QC grey | 03/02 09:15 ¥8 03/03 10:10 QC |
| Hoodie #12 (¥89 Taobao) | Weigh 0.82kg → charge 0.85kg | 0.84kg → 0.90kg | 0.83kg → 0.95kg vacuum | 0.81kg → 0.85kg |
| Freight 3.1kg DHL | $38.20 vacuumed | $39.10 | $41.00 boxed | $38.80 + €0 IOSS |
Hidden costs we caught
- Domestic top-up: Kakobuy remote seller +¥10 after 8h (you have 24h to pay or returned). Joyagoo pooled once — ¥8 total even for 2 sellers.
- QC reshoot: Joyagoo free reshoot in 24h, Kakobuy free, ACBuy credit-only.
- Volumetric lie: CNFans charged 8.4kg for 7.68kg scale — $14 over.
- Club math: Kakobuy Club ¥899 needs $3,300/year spend to break even (Lv3 3.5% vs 6%). See Club guide.
Verdict for you: Under $1k/year → Joyagoo or ACBuy. EU + >€150 → Oopbuy IOSS. Color-sensitive shoe → Kakobuy grey card. Bulk 180d → AllChinaBuy (next guide).
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